she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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