They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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