She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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