I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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