Got a toothbrush?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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