new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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