Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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