:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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