He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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