ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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