I want to make a zoo with you.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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