so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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