i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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