Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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