office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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