Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
please don't ironically join a cult
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