Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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