I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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