i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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