That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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