i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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