dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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