k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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