I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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