Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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