You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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