Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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