is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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