K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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