My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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