He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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