I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I did not marry a roomba.
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