sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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