i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
