dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize