I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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