best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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