I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
