i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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