The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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