fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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