I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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