I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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