hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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