found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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