I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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