The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize