a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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