make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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