Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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