I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
When are your genitals available?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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