Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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