I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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