She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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