it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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