She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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