the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
