how can u be prego again
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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